Privacy Policy

Thank you for visiting the Karma Consolidation website and reviewing our privacy policy. We will collect no personal information about you when you visit our website unless you choose to provide that information to us.

Here is how we handle information about your visit to our website:

Information Collected and Stored Automatically

If all you do during your visit is browse through the website, read pages, or download information, we will gather and store certain information about your visit automatically. This information does not identify you personally. Only the following information is automatically collected and stored about your visit:

The Internet domain (for example, "thiscompany.com" if you use a private Internet access account, or "thatschool.edu" if you connect from a university's domain) and IP address (an IP address is a number that is automatically assigned to your computer whenever you are surfing the Web) from which you access our website;

The type of browser and operating system used to access our site;

The date and time you access our site;

The pages you visit; and

If you linked to our website from another website, the address of that website.

We use this information to help us make the site more useful to visitors as part of our statistical analysis on use of our website and how to better design services and facilitate access to them and to learn about the number of visitors to our site and the types of technology our visitors use. We do not track or record information about individuals and their visits. No marketing databases are created nor is any commercial use made of any such data. This site does not contact you without your explicit permission. This site does not share your personally identifiable information with third parties.

If You Send Us Personal Information

If you choose to provide us with personal information -- by filling out a form with your personal information and submitting it to us through the website -- we use that information to respond to your message and to help us get you the information you have requested. We only share the information you give us with another government agency if your inquiry relates to that agency, or as otherwise required by law.

Privacy Notice

Karma Consolidation’s policy is to respect and protect the privacy of our patrons and business partners. Karma Consolidation will not disclose your personal information to third parties without your consent. Karma Consolidation may disclose such information in special cases when we have reason to believe that disclosing this information is necessary to identify, contact or bring legal action against someone who may be causing injury to or interference with (either intentionally or unintentionally) Karma Consolidation's rights or property, other patrons or business partners, or anyone else that could be harmed by such activities. Karma Consolidation may disclose user information when we believe in good faith that the law requires it.

The following policy statements outline how individual information will be handled by Karma Consolidation while using our services. The compilation (meaning the collection, arrangement and assembly) of all contact on this site is the exclusive property of Karma Consolidation. This policy is subject to change; therefore, it is recommended that individuals refer back to this statement periodically.

How We Protect Your Personal Information

Personal data you enter on karmaconsolidation.com such as your name or email address is not encrypted with any form of secure server software (SSL) before your Web browser software sends it to us. SSL software costs money and because Karma Consolidation is only a parody website and operated for free, we cannot afford it. However, since we are a fake company there is no need for you to provide us with legitimate information anyway.

How We Use Cookies

Karma Consolidation does not use cookies. Instead we prefer cake, muffins and other soft pastries. If we did use cookies we would dunk them in milk before consumption. Karma Consolidation prefers the use of whole milk. We may occasionally use 2% but that’s as far as we’re willing to go.

Links to Other Web Sites

The website has links to the websites of individuals and other private organizations. Once you link to another site, you are subject to the privacy policy of the new site.

Obtaining Your Consent

By using our Web site, you give Karma Consolidation permission to collect information about the pages served to you as an anonymous user for the purpose of calculating aggregate site statistics. If you submit information at karmaconsolidation.com, you authorize Karma Consolidation to use information you provide to personalize the information we deliver to you and to use your demographic information when calculating aggregate customer data. Okay, so we don’t actually calculate or aggregate anything, but you’ve given us permission to in case we decide to start.

If you are under the age of 18, you must not provide your name, e-mail address, or any other identifying information without the consent of your parent or guardian, or as otherwise provided for by applicable law.

Any changes to our privacy policy will be posted on this page so that you are always aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances we disclose it.

Karma Consolidation Disclaimer

This site is hosted by Karma Consolidation on an "AS IS" basis. Karma Consolidation makes no representations or warranties of any kind, or implied, to the operation of the site, the information, content, material or products provided. Karma Consolidation will not be liable for any damages of any kind resulting from the use of this site, including but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental punitive and consequential damages. Karma Consolidation does not provide any actual benefit other than a placebo effect. Any feelings of goodness, removal of guilt or elimination of misfortune is a direct result of your own will subverting the dominant reality of having a life that just plain sucks. Congratulations, you just might have made yourself a better person.

Tell Us What You Think

Karmaconsolidation.com welcomes your questions and comments about our privacy policy. Please send e-mail to the Webmaster.